Saturday, May 18, 2013

How My Conversations With My Mom Normally Go When We Are In Different Rooms

Me: Mom?

*silence*

Me: (a bit louder) Mom??

*silence*

Me: (yelling) MOM!!
Mom: Yes?
Me: What is a synonym for condemn?

*silence*

*silence*

Me: Mom?

*silence*

Me: (screaming) MMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: What? I can't hear you.



And the other way around...

Mom: Honey?

Me: Yes?

Mom: Honey?!

Me: (raising voice) Yes?!?!

Mom: [insert full name]?!

Me: (at the top of my lungs) YEEESSSSSSS!!?!?!?!?!?

Mom: I love you.