Me: Mom?
*silence*
Me: (a bit louder) Mom??
*silence*
Me: (yelling) MOM!!
Mom: Yes?
Me: What is a synonym for condemn?
*silence*
*silence*
Me: Mom?
*silence*
Me: (screaming) MMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: What? I can't hear you.
And the other way around...
Mom: Honey?
Me: Yes?
Mom: Honey?!
Me: (raising voice) Yes?!?!
Mom: [insert full name]?!
Me: (at the top of my lungs) YEEESSSSSSS!!?!?!?!?!?
Mom: I love you.